Gablarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage slug.

Gablarg created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Gablarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gablarg, she will turn you into a tree.

Gablarg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.