Gephunvedrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless faun.

Gephunvedrull created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gephunvedrull, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gephunvedrull, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gephunvedrull's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gephunvedrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Retreat if six cats approach from the north.