Tagbimcargenflislan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Tagbimcargenflislan created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tagbimcargenflislan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tagbimcargenflislan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tagbimcargenflislan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tagbimcargenflislan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if five nematodes approach from the west.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tagbimcargenflislan.

5. Always take life seriously.