Likranvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow swan.

Likranvan created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likranvan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Likranvan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Likranvan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Likranvan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away from black ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if seven hamsters approach from the west.

5. Do not drink alcohol.