Janbeglabgessgamragmobab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing warg.

Janbeglabgessgamragmobab created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janbeglabgessgamragmobab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Janbeglabgessgamragmobab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Janbeglabgessgamragmobab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Janbeglabgessgamragmobab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Janbeglabgessgamragmobab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about cell theory.