Jadvoldon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, awesome ferret.

Jadvoldon created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadvoldon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadvoldon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jadvoldon's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jadvoldon's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadvoldon.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from black mice for they are unholy.