Kemboncuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful jellyfish.

Kemboncuss created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Kemboncuss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kemboncuss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kemboncuss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kemboncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Kemboncuss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never paint your face cyan.