Minbinkap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, sage jaguar.

Minbinkap created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbinkap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Minbinkap, she will turn you into a rat.

Minbinkap's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Minbinkap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from yellow eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Retreat if five goats approach from the north.