Botcatart is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust mole.

Botcatart created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botcatart, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Botcatart, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Botcatart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Botcatart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botcatart.