Bunquatgut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage pigeon.

Bunquatgut created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunquatgut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunquatgut, he will be very unhappy.

Bunquatgut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bunquatgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Worship no other gods but Bunquatgut.

5. Retreat if six geese approach from the north.