Gilzodflam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless hare.

Gilzodflam created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gilzodflam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gilzodflam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gilzodflam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gilzodflam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing mauve boots.