Xenrenapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty deer.

Xenrenapp created an up quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenrenapp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xenrenapp, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xenrenapp's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Xenrenapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Xenrenapp on top of important buildings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.