Metyokdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage rhinoceros.

Metyokdiss created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metyokdiss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metyokdiss, he will ignore you.

Metyokdiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Metyokdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.