Henbadhimvol is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical raccoon.

Henbadhimvol created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henbadhimvol, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Henbadhimvol, it will not care.

Henbadhimvol's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Henbadhimvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Henbadhimvol's priests.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick whales.