Jigsadkop Veen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust spider.

Jigsadkop Veen created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsadkop Veen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigsadkop Veen, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jigsadkop Veen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jigsadkop Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jigsadkop Veen.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not hurt mice.