Ganbessnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous fairy.

Ganbessnarl created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbessnarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganbessnarl, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ganbessnarl's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ganbessnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven mice approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Ganbessnarl four times a day.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ganbessnarl on top of all buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.