Wiparmtin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, slow yak.

Wiparmtin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiparmtin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wiparmtin, he will turn you into a slug.

Wiparmtin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Wiparmtin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiparmtin.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help swans in need.