Tikfumbast is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful swan.

Tikfumbast created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tikfumbast, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tikfumbast, she will be very unhappy.

Tikfumbast's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tikfumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear trousers.