Xennadflam is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, resourceful lizard.

Xennadflam created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xennadflam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xennadflam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xennadflam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Xennadflam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.