Xennadflam is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, resourceful
lizard.
Xennadflam created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xennadflam, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Xennadflam, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Xennadflam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Xennadflam's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.
3. Never mention seals.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.