Camhitgov is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent crab.

Camhitgov created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Camhitgov, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Camhitgov, she will destroy your home planet.

Camhitgov's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Camhitgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not take Camhitgov's name in vain.

3. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shave your chest.