Wanmansaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful unicorn.

Wanmansaf created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmansaf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wanmansaf, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wanmansaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wanmansaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.