Gidyokhat Vegpaghat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud badger.

Gidyokhat Vegpaghat created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gidyokhat Vegpaghat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gidyokhat Vegpaghat, he will turn you into a plant.

Gidyokhat Vegpaghat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gidyokhat Vegpaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sit in the presence of tortoises.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.