Taildogstik is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, smart
grasshopper.
Taildogstik created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Taildogstik, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Taildogstik, he will have a low opinion of you.
Taildogstik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Taildogstik's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about great tits.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.