Taildogstik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, smart grasshopper.

Taildogstik created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taildogstik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taildogstik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Taildogstik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Taildogstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.