Mig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient dingo.

Mig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mig, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always stare at clouds.