Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring mink.

Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Fudgesskik Gomlatwipxemcum on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never talk about fire.
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