Quillpaksaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome camel.

Quillpaksaf created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quillpaksaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillpaksaf, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quillpaksaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quillpaksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Quillpaksaf on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about gravity.