Bogmonbep Gunlattar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, pitiless butterfly.

Bogmonbep Gunlattar created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmonbep Gunlattar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogmonbep Gunlattar, she will ignore you.

Bogmonbep Gunlattar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bogmonbep Gunlattar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not sit in public.