Cabdotfod is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair yak.

Cabdotfod created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdotfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabdotfod, it will turn you into a snail.

Cabdotfod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cabdotfod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cabdotfod first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed bread to horses while wearing pink boots.