Dutkimmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, pitiless fish.

Dutkimmat created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutkimmat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutkimmat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dutkimmat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dutkimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near snakes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never jump in holy places.
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