Cebgovyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud troll.

Cebgovyart created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgovyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebgovyart, he will destroy your home planet.

Cebgovyart's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cebgovyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Never wear orange corsets.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Never sit near snakes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.