Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty crow.

Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mabgidhotkabhivrap Hasbegyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.