Minligtin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured deer.

Minligtin created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minligtin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minligtin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Minligtin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Minligtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Never look in ponds.