Hugbanshav Lipgudven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent whale.

Hugbanshav Lipgudven created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbanshav Lipgudven, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugbanshav Lipgudven, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hugbanshav Lipgudven's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hugbanshav Lipgudven's Holy Commandments

1. Hugbanshav Lipgudven loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hugbanshav Lipgudven.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.
Votes: 23       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god