Bomyoksaf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful crane.

Bomyoksaf created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomyoksaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bomyoksaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bomyoksaf's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bomyoksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Do not bounce in public.