Bomyoksaf is a god.
She takes the form of a small, deceitful
crane.
Bomyoksaf created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomyoksaf, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bomyoksaf, she will turn you into a mouse.
Bomyoksaf's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Bomyoksaf's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not eat cherries.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not hurt mites.
5. Do not bounce in public.