Fudsasvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited squirrel.

Fudsasvol created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudsasvol, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudsasvol, he will turn you into a snail.

Fudsasvol's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fudsasvol's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
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