Dottipbithakstafhogvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart jackal.

Dottipbithakstafhogvol created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dottipbithakstafhogvol, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dottipbithakstafhogvol, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dottipbithakstafhogvol's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dottipbithakstafhogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Dottipbithakstafhogvol must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dottipbithakstafhogvol.

5. Never wear indigo trousers.