Fablidyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced wasp.

Fablidyar created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fablidyar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fablidyar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fablidyar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fablidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never paint your neck yellow.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fablidyar.

5. Never eat oranges.