Cetpidomt is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, blissful
fairy.
Cetpidomt created the world four years ago.
If you believe in
Cetpidomt, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cetpidomt, she will jump up and down on your head.
Cetpidomt's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Cetpidomt's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Cetpidomt loves snails, so they must be respected.
3. Never wear fawn skirts.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.