Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident giraffe.

Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Wonfebnull Tof Migtonkhub's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if eight badgers approach from the east.

5. Never look at stars.