Xenhigjam is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful
giraffe.
Xenhigjam created humanity nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Xenhigjam, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Xenhigjam, it will turn you into a rat.
Xenhigjam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Xenhigjam's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat oranges.
2. Put Xenhigjam first in all things.
3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Xenhigjam on top of important buildings.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.
5. You must pray to Xenhigjam eight times a day.