Bastlarnnil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident cow.

Bastlarnnil created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastlarnnil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastlarnnil, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bastlarnnil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bastlarnnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.