Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty naga.

Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil, she will destroy your home planet.

Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gamcudhabsit Ratneggil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide if six voles approach from the east.

5. Never talk about black holes.