Febceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, emotional porpoise.

Febceb created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Febceb, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Febceb, it will not care.

Febceb's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Febceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet shorts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Febceb loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.