Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthinking bird.

Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill, she will be very sad.

Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dumdonmiflabgatdonrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.