Park is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, effective manatee.

Park created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Park, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Park, it will not care.

Park's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Park's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.