Tagnarlzag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate toad.

Tagnarlzag created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tagnarlzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagnarlzag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tagnarlzag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tagnarlzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Never look at planets.