Cuntomtag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless camel.

Cuntomtag created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cuntomtag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cuntomtag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cuntomtag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cuntomtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Always obey Cuntomtag's priests.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.