Yakgodqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody camel.

Yakgodqueeg created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgodqueeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yakgodqueeg, he will not care.

Yakgodqueeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Yakgodqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakgodqueeg.

5. Yakgodqueeg loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.