Bellyattdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent warg.

Bellyattdiss created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellyattdiss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellyattdiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bellyattdiss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bellyattdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Bellyattdiss first in all things.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.