Bagsinfon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody lobster.

Bagsinfon created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagsinfon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bagsinfon, he will destroy your home planet.

Bagsinfon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bagsinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about galaxies.